Edgy T-Shirt: Embrace the Inevitable

Make a statement with this bold black t-shirt. Featuring the humorous yet existential message, "If you smoke you die, if you drink you die, if you eat you die, if you love you die, no matter what you die, so do whatever you want, because you're gonna die anyways." This shirt is perfect for those who embrace life with a touch of dark humor. The classic fit and soft fabric ensure all-day comfort, while the eye-catching text is sure to spark conversation. A subtle skull and crossbones graphic sits below the text. Wear it casually or dress it up for a night out - this t-shirt is a versatile addition to any wardrobe.