This humorous t-shirt is perfect for those who prefer to avoid exercise! Made from a comfortable, likely cotton blend, the black tee features a playful graphic of a unicorn hiding, humorously declaring "I've been hiding from EXERCISE I'M IN THE FITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM". The design is printed in a bold orange color with white accents. It's a great conversation starter and a fun way to express your feelings about fitness. Ideal for casual wear, gym avoidance, or as a gift for the exercise-resistant friend in your life. Embrace your inner couch potato with this witty tee!