This black t-shirt features a playful definition of "RETIRED" in a distressed orange font. Below the main word, smaller text defines "ADJECTIVE: 1. THE ABILITY TO DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT." Further down, in a blue-outlined rectangle, it says "[SEE ALSO: 'NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE']." The shirt is made of a soft-looking material. It's perfect for a man who has embraced retirement and wants to show off his carefree attitude. Wear it to the golf course, on vacation, or just while relaxing at home. Makes a great gift for the newly retired!