This black t-shirt features a humorous design with the phrase "I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING SORRY YOU WEREN'T SELECTED TODAY." The text is displayed in stacked format, with a retro, distressed effect using various colors like red, orange, beige, and teal. The shirt appears to be made of comfortable, breathable fabric, making it suitable for casual wear. Perfect for individuals with a sense of humor, this tee is a great conversation starter and adds a touch of wit to any outfit. Wear it to social gatherings, casual outings, or simply as a fun statement piece to showcase your unique personality.