This black t-shirt features a chalkboard-style graphic with the humorous saying, "I swear to stoned I am not God, but seriously dude, eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables." The design is printed on a comfortable, short-sleeved tee. It's a great way to express your unique sense of humor and start conversations. Perfect for casual wear, hanging out with friends, or gifting to someone with a similar outlook. Show off your playful side with this eye-catching and comfortable t-shirt!