Retired Man's T-Shirt - Funny Retirement Gift

This black t-shirt boldly declares the wearer's retired status and answers common questions before they're even asked! Featuring a numbered list that humorously states 'Yes, I'm RETIRED,' 'No, I don't have time,' and other witty responses about enjoying retirement. This short sleeve crewneck style is perfect for casual wear. The shirt appears to be made of a comfortable cotton or cotton blend. It's an ideal gift for any newly retired man with a sense of humor, a way to ward off unwanted conversation. It makes a statement without saying a word! This tee is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.