Dangerously Close Novel Funny T-Shirt

This black t-shirt features a humorous design that is sure to grab attention. The text, in bold white lettering with caution-stripe accents, reads: "YOU ARE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BEING KILLED OFF IN MY NOVEL." The shirt appears to be made of soft, comfortable fabric, perfect for casual wear. It's a great conversation starter for writers, book lovers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. Wear it to writing groups, book clubs, or just around town to showcase your witty side. This tee makes a unique and funny gift.