This black t-shirt features a humorous graphic design. The text on the shirt reads "MY KIDS HAVE TWO VOLUMES" in a bold, capitalized font. Below this, there is an image of a muted speaker with the word "Mute" written next to it. Further down, the word "METAL" is printed in a similar bold style. The phrases "WHEN THEY ARE ASLEEP" and "WHEN THEY ARE AWAKE" are positioned below the respective volume settings. This shirt is perfect for parents with a sense of humor.