This black t-shirt features a humorous definition of a "Bass Player." The design presents the phrase "Bass Player" in a bold font, followed by a phonetic transcription and two points. The first defines a bass player as "A skilled musician with the ability to perform without any kind of pointless drama & usually in a really relaxed state." The second defines a bass player as "The one responsible for keeping everything together." It adds "See also: forever employed". This T-shirt would be a great birthday, or holiday gift for a bassist you know.