This black t-shirt features a humorous graphic design in green and white. The design reads "This is WORSE than a DIVORCE. I'VE LOST HALF MY NET WORTH AND I STILL HAVE A WIFE." The text is distressed in style, and the phrase "I'VE LOST HALF MY NET WORTH" has subtle graphics representing stock charts. The shirt is a classic crew neck style. Ideal for stock traders or anyone with a sense of humor about the ups and downs of life and relationships. Soft and comfortable, this tee is sure to be a conversation starter.