Realists Half Glass T-Shirt

This black t-shirt features a humorous graphic with three glasses filled to the halfway point with yellow liquid. Above each glass is a thought bubble: "I am half full" with a smiley face, "I am half empty" with a sad face, and "I think this is piss" with a surprised face. Below this is the word "REALISTS" followed by the tagline "The only ones who really know what's going on." Made from a comfortable-looking material, this tee is perfect for those with a cynical sense of humor. Wear it casually or to express your pragmatic worldview.