Show your stage manager pride with this witty graphic tee! This black t-shirt features the bold statement "I AM NOT SHORT, I AM STAGE MANAGER SIZE" in a distressed white font. The design incorporates a headset graphic and a ruler, adding a touch of industry humor. Crafted from what appears to be a comfortable cotton blend, this shirt is ideal for casual wear or as a conversation starter at theater events. Perfect for stage managers or anyone who appreciates a clever, industry-specific design.