Retired Short-Order Cook Legend T-Shirt

Declare your well-deserved retirement with this witty black t-shirt. Featuring bold, blue text, the shirt proudly states, "The Short-Order-Cook Legend Has Retired". Below, a humorous list answers frequently asked questions, such as "Yes, I'm RETIRED," "No, I don't have time," and "No, I will not feed Pigeons in the park now." This comfortable tee is perfect for casual wear, retirement parties, or as a fun gift for the newly retired cook. Show off your legendary status and sense of humor with this unique t-shirt.