Show off your retired status with this humorous black t-shirt. The design features bold white lettering that reads 'THE MIDWIFE' followed by 'LEGEND HAS RETIRED' in a contrasting orange. Below, a numbered list of funny responses to common questions about retirement adds a playful touch. This comfortable tee is perfect for casual wear, retirement parties, or as a gag gift for a newly retired midwife. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it's sure to become a favorite in any relaxed wardrobe. Let everyone know you're retired and loving it with this unique and witty t-shirt.