Metal Detecting Humor T-Shirt: Before You Ask

Show off your passion for metal detecting with this humorous black t-shirt. The design features a skull and crossbones with metal detectors, followed by a witty list of pre-answered questions: "1. YES. THIS IS A METAL DETECTOR. 2. YES. I AM ALLOWED TO DO THAT. 3. YES. I HAVE A PERMIT. 4. YES. I HAVE ALREADY FOUND SOMETHING. 5. NO. I DON'T SELL ANYTHING ON THE BLACK MARKET. 6. NO. YOU MUST NOT TRY IT. 7. ANY QUESTIONS?" Great for casual wear, metal detecting outings, or as a gift for the treasure hunter in your life. This tee is sure to get a laugh and start conversations.