My House Rules Lizard Tee - Adopted Child Pet Humor T-Shirt

Show off your love for your reptile pet with this unique "My House Rules" t-shirt. This black tee features a playful design with a rectangular border and text with common funny rules for lizard owners. The text reads: "My parents like me the most", "I live, you... don't", "If you call me gross, nasty, or disgusting you must go", "To you I'm just a lizard. To my parent I'm an adopted child, who is small, scaly, has four legs, and blackbeads". A white lizard cartoon adds to the humor of this tee. Made from comfortable material, this t-shirt is perfect for everyday wear or as a fun gift for lizard lovers.